Thought process of a hypochondriac...

Sitting peacefully under a tree at work, reading my book, when all of a sudden I feel a pinch on my hand. I look down and see a tiny little black bug. Looks like a caterpillar but who knows. Then this happened.....welcome to my world. 

 

My heart rate is finally going back to normal and it's been 20-39 minutes since I got bit lol. I'm laughing right now, but 10 minutes ago I legitimately considered going to the hospital. FML. 

PS: This is what leads to googling; I now know all kinda of caterpillars in San Diego and which ones are poisonous and why type of reactions they cause. 

PPS: I should charge my phone.....